In the space of one day, OkCupid has tried to set me up with…
…3 polyromantic women, all wanting a 3rd for their heterosexual relations.
…1 Socialist who wants someone who is ‘420 friendly’.
…1 asexual ‘anarcho-feminist’ (whatever the hell that is).
…and at least one person whose page succinctly stated that they wish all Republicans would die.
I’m done.
No.
I’m done.
Unless one of you ladies wants to move here and be my cuddle buddy, I’m officially finished.